Monday, April 26, 2004

Top 5 things I did today:

5. Got my Lou Boyle paper done, done and done (for real this time)
4. Watched an episode of the Simpsons in Art History. It was the one where Homer becomes a sort of "Found Object" artist and later floods Springfield. "That one episode of the Simpsons..."
3. Had a pretty decent interview for a job at the library. *Crossing my fingers*
2. Told Stacy how much I will miss having school lunch with her and all my buddies this summer.
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1. Totally stole Natalie's blog format.

Tuesday, April 13, 2004

Saw a valley this weekend, it scared me, but it was so beautiful. And I had to admit, there has to be some god if something like that can just be. It didn't move, didn't do anything but stared at me staring at it, and probably scoffed. The valley is beautiful and it is frightening, that's reverance. Perhaps it is frightening because it is so beautiful. Maybe it's beautiful because it is so frightening. I'll take the latter. Let me try an analogy- god:valley::beauty:fear. It's been a while since I took the SATs kids.

I also fed cows this weekend. They ate apples out of my hand and had cat-like sandpapery tongues, only about ten times bigger. They mooed rather loud too, and that was the last straw for me. I could take the odd staring competition-all of them, I mean all 20+ cows staring at me, moving their heads at the in sync, but a sudden MOO made me stand closer to my friend and say "let's go now." He laughed at me.

This weekend I also met a kitten named Major Tom. I tried kidnapping, or catnapping her and gray tabby adorable-ness, but that mission failed. I got an icecream cone for 90 cents, waved to two train conductors, and got two Easter baskets.

The best part was relaxing on a bridge. Playing "Pooh Sticks" and almost winning. We took rocks from the bridge and tossed them -two of us one at time, the other bouncing them off the arms of the bridge and then listening for the pitters of handfuls falling in the creek. We talked about Winnie the Pooh and talked about Perspectivism. There were a lot of wild flowers, and I picked two.

:)

Thursday, April 08, 2004

Dragging the line, I am wearing a stolen t-shirt. It smells like collogne and is worn (old) and awwwww. Collongne, a little ugh, but toleratable. Meanwhile, "I've been working on a piece that speaks of sex and desperation." But isn't it all that way? The French on telephone, 'ellugh. And they don't seem to be so stuck on the good looking like we are, three cheers for the French. Hear (rather see) that Stacy! 3 Cheers for the French! Those bleu blanc rouge bastards, right Stacy. Stacy Stacy Stacy. But the yellow subtitles continue undeserved and back it is to Dr. Boyle's term paper, which I have wrongly pulled my eyeballs out for while my hair is thinning like patience. Though, like a circa 19th century man, I will blame it on my connection to the moon. Could be true if I was unknowlingly deductive. Enough of this pretentious banter. *I just exclaimed a YES! when I saw the IFC is showing a drag queen film marathon tonight at 10:15. -Hedwig and the Angry Inch and Female Trouble. Female Trouble! John Waters! YES!

voyez-vous bientôt mon ami

Sunday, April 04, 2004

ThouShaltNot
You are ThouShaltNot! Walking on the dark side,
you've got a flair for the epic, though some
call you pretentious. Smart and underground,
you're a sophisticated catch!
http://www.thoushalt.net


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What the hell is this?

Radio Berlin!

Radio Berlin--
Jack sold me a Glass vinyl
and looked like Bono.

Thursday, April 01, 2004

I laughed yesterday. I was wearing green and black plaid pants, but that's beside the point. Natalie and that orange. Kitties outside door number three. And general laughing, high school principal but really not crept behind us and away went the orange. Ah, that's right, I laughed so hard I kicked up my legs from the table, that's the green and black plaid pants. I see them!