'Tis, a memior by, uh, shit what is that dude's name? Uh ah HAAAA! That's not me. 'Tis is me: "Soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the moon pie and Butch is the sun..." Oiu, I am Villiam Stuart!

No, seriously dudes, This is day No. 2 in my new ad-venture through cyber hyper diaper space. Ground control to major Angela, how's it going upair? Things are well, I must say. My belly button apparently is giving off a toxic swamp gas, but otherwise, the food is good and the chicks are hot! Pabst all around, yo.

And in, how many days Cadet Nat? Cadet Nat - (she counts on her orange polished fingers) "I think 3 days." Trois.