These titles usually don't have much to do with the entry itself.

There is a box of fake flowers, a flower box of plastic purple flowers on the top of a cubical next door in the IT department. That makes me happy because putting fake flowers in front of a window is a mockery of real flowers. It takes up space where real flowers should be. I always prefered real Anything over fake Anything, so maybe I'm just biased. So, the fact that those fake flowers were placed in no line of sunlight and in no convienient way of watering -not like they would need it- makes me feel better about fake flowers in general. Someone realized where the flowers' place is, and didn't attempt to simulated beauty on their window sill. Still, the flowers can't help that they're plastic, so it wouldn't be fair to banish them all together. Therefore, in the most unlikely place for a real flower box to go. Now, as for plastic surgery--