Saturday, November 20, 2004

Jacket Dance!

There's a new dance in town kiddies! It's called Jacket Dance...
All you gotta do is, you get your favorite jacket, see, and you put your hands in your jacket pockets

*like so*

and you swing your swanky hips and you bounce on your boots and you cha cha cha with your hands in your jacket pockets

*like so*

and you have to have music, right, you gotta have some dancing dance dance (revolution) music, so you use your little angel voice box and your mouth and your licker and your INFLECTION and you sing all swanky such "do do do do do dodo dododododo do do dod odododododododo"

*like so*

NOW YOU TRY

yeah, okay, good, a little more swing, oh yeah sweet baby, Good Job!

You and your jacket are Salome-a-GoGo
...
Oh, another lovely time with Jacket...

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

And then, you have to have some guy in a van look at you real weird. And then you have to say, "do do-do do do..."


...I like the hip thrust walk, personally. Oh fifteen year old kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid, thank you for my new daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaance! Cha!